note : jokes are courtesy of my 11-year-old tuition kid
1) A couple had a suicide pact and went to buy some poison. But they had only enough money to buy one deadly dosage for one person. However, the couple were found dead together the day after they bought the poison. Why?
Because the store was having a sale : Buy 1 Get 1 Free.
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2) Why is the front of the penguin's body white while its back is black?
Because its hands are too short to reach behind to scrub its own back.
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